A fun way to mess with them would be to wear intentionally soiled pants, with a change of pants in your pack. Dirty the pants with rotten meat in the pockets, old eggs, smears of stinky old milk... and then, when the TSA thugs grope you, keep leaning into their faces, letting them have plenty to smell.... Mmm-M! Soup is Good Food!

Here's the whining of the TSA:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332307/Now-abused-TSA-staff-ven...

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