Desperation. But remember, the Republicans and Blue Dog Dems will compromise in the end, and mandate "guaranteed issue", which will be the second to last chess move to bring about socialized mediciine in a couple of years. Mark that as a prediction.

Here's the ad! It would be funny to reply and pretend to be a defender, then screw up all their plans :-)! Just a little mischief makes the world more fun when one is defending against aggressors!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/npo/1299047025.html

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