Its time we ban the most deadly of all weapons...bare hands

Quite easily I could go out on the streets & indiscriminately punch somebody to death with my bare hands!

Alternatively with my bare hands I could dial the phone number of Bob the Bully & with the promise of a ton & a few pints he could go & kill whoever with his bare hands.

Yep bare hands are a deadly weapon!

We need campaign groups like 'Mothers Against Bare Hands' you know like 'Mothers Against Guns'.

Of course there's going to be some Mother who's going to say to you might think you're being funny Ziggy but it ain't funny my son died because of guns. Err no your son didn't die because of guns because somebody used their hands to point & fire that gun that killed your son, if somebody didn't have the use of their hands then they'd not of been able to of fired that gun, so gun.

So we definitely need a group like Mothers Against Bare hands' after all there's groups like 'Mothers Against Guns', 'Mothers Against Drugs, 'Mothers Against Knives', though collectively they should all be referred to as 'Mothers Who Blame Inanimate Objects' . Personally I'd like to see 'Mothers For Guns, Hoes & Drugs' but we are more likely to get 'Mothers Against Brains'. Yeah how else can somebody pick up a gun, club or knife with their bare hands without the use of a brain? Yep I've discovered that what we need to ban isn't guns or bare hands its in fact brains we need to ban or the usage of them.

As it goes any mother who wants blame all & sundry rather then accept shit happens can rest easy because your corporatist government has already begun neutralising the brain problem. Yes citizens here's beer to kill your brain cells, here's lottery draws to give you false hope, here's some pointless game show to preoccupy you whilst the government steals your liberty & my liberty for that matter.

Of course government is not going to out rightly ban brains or the use of bare hands its just going to be that citizens will only be able to use them in building the house according to the government, you won't be able to use your brain or your bare hands to build according to you & if you even think about it then there will be a 'Mothers Against Building Houses According To You' group, because building a house according to you will somehow damage their children.

Nobody seems to understand that each brat squeezed out upon society lessens liberty because parents seem to think that its all our responsibility to look after their children. Err sorry where did I sign up for that? I don't recall ever doing so & as far as I'm concerned you want to squeeze another brat upon this world fair enough but its your job to look after them not mine! Hey you might want to wrap your children up in the bubble-wrap but don't attempt to wrap us all in bubble-wrap due to your insecurities. Oh & remember this if guns don't kill then bare hands will & if bare hands don't kill then the human brain will find another means of murder. Yes murder is a terrible thing but its been happening from the dawn of time & will sadly continue to happen all you can do really to lessen it happening is allow people to adequately defend themselves not prohibiting the means which people can.