TSA To Take $100 Bribes

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FUR3jr
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Posted on: March 15, 2012 - 3:53pm

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303863404577281483630937016.html

Okay, so the TSA has announced a new pogrom, uh, program rather, which will allow the filthy rich to bypass the ultra-invasive security screening tactics currently employed. The Transportation Security Administration is rolling out expedited screening at big airports called "Precheck." It has special lanes for background-checked travelers, who can keep their shoes, belt and jacket on, leave laptops and liquids in carry-on bags and walk through a metal detector rather than a full-body scan.

The Wall Street Journal wrote:

To qualify, frequent fliers must meet undisclosed TSA criteria and get invited in by the airlines. There is also a backdoor in. Approved travelers who are in the U.S. Customs and Border Protection's "Global Entry" program can transfer into Precheck using their Global Entry number.

Did you get that?  UNDISCLOSED CRITERIA! 

What a joke.  So you pay $100, and then have no guarantee that you'll be allowed to not get butt-touched at the airport.

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Posted on: May 3, 2012 - 2:33pm #1

En otra noticias:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/03/naked-man-protests-tsa-at-portland-airport_n_1433830.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl18%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D157475

Naked protesters at airport check points are "asked" to put their clothes on.  Upon their refusal, they are arrested and charged with crimes.  Give me a break.  The reporter should say that the protester is ordered to put their clothes on.  Saying they were asked is to infer that the protester/arestee has a choice in the matter.

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Posted on: May 3, 2012 - 2:38pm #2

Here is another one:

TSA finds land mines.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/02/land-mines-found-in-newark-luggage_n_1470183.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl18%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D157475

Oh, the headline is a little misleading: the landmines contained NO EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL AT ALL!  The passenger was going to an explosives demonstration conference, and these were demonstration units.  GRUNT!

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Sophia
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Posted on: May 3, 2012 - 4:19pm #3

Did you hear Gasrd last night as he mentioned something about a toymaker making model a TSA checkpiont

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FUR3jr
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Posted on: May 3, 2012 - 5:12pm #4

I was not listening last night, as I was at church, but I brought this to light a few years ago on Free Talk Live, and I think that was when Gard was in the third chair (which actually looks like the second chair in their cam feed).

This is no longer being produced by the manufacturer, but there are some still available, for about $100 brand new.

Playmobile Security Checkpoint

BTW: The comments on this are hilarious!

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docgary
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Posted on: November 23, 2012 - 8:46am #5

Are sheeple really that dumb? It is common knowledge that the TSA

was started by Martin Wolfe, an East German Stasi under President Shrub.

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