The CHILDREN knew the teacher was a porn star. The adults found out later.
When they heard the rumors, the ADULTS couldn't find the evidence at first because the school computers blocked porn sites! The adults had to use their smartphones.
Clearly, efforts at "protecting" students from the corrupting presence of anything remotely related to sex have already failed. The teachers found out from the students, therefore the students have had more access to porn than the teachers. This is to be expected because... well... teenagers. And, you know, the internet. This is literally what the expression "closing the barn door after the horse has bolted" was meant to describe. Naturally, the scandalized adults are too upset over "boobies" to realize their own ridiculousness.
And what's the big deal? Do they think this woman is going to start showing porn in the classroom? Are they going to need more janitors just to clean off the undersides of those desks every afternoon? No, these are just over-protective uber-prudes who don't want to expose their children to anything sexual. Please. These "kids" are clearly looking at (and probably HAVING) more sex than the adults.
You've already lost. And you're making yourself look stupid. Your "precious little innocents" are laughing at you. When they're not looking at porn and making out, that is.
This is a hilarious failure on so many levels.
The CHILDREN knew the teacher was a porn star. The adults found out later.
When they heard the rumors, the ADULTS couldn't find the evidence at first because the school computers blocked porn sites! The adults had to use their smartphones.
Clearly, efforts at "protecting" students from the corrupting presence of anything remotely related to sex have already failed. The teachers found out from the students, therefore the students have had more access to porn than the teachers. This is to be expected because... well... teenagers. And, you know, the internet. This is literally what the expression "closing the barn door after the horse has bolted" was meant to describe. Naturally, the scandalized adults are too upset over "boobies" to realize their own ridiculousness.
And what's the big deal? Do they think this woman is going to start showing porn in the classroom? Are they going to need more janitors just to clean off the undersides of those desks every afternoon? No, these are just over-protective uber-prudes who don't want to expose their children to anything sexual. Please. These "kids" are clearly looking at (and probably HAVING) more sex than the adults.
You've already lost. And you're making yourself look stupid. Your "precious little innocents" are laughing at you. When they're not looking at porn and making out, that is.
Oh, one final word: PENIS.
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I've heard stupid stories like this before & I'm likely to hear stupid stories like this again
the sacking of this teacher was wrong we all knowit but what is anybody going to do about it?
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