Ohhh fun!

Tired of perverts on street?

Want them to get jobs?

Send them right to T. S. A.

TSA grabs Touchee

And we all say Touche'

Government loves you,

So much so,

It wants to protect you,

Against yourself,

With it Guns, Taxation and Relaxation,

That relaxing power,

Of Guns and rubber gloves.

Here's another one I wrote:

"T.S.A. checkpoints require

Less than 3 ounces

Of personal lubricant."

Haiku are excellent for use on twitter.  If you tweet this, invite people to post their own either here, or they can just tweet them.  I will attempt to collect them here.  Use the hashtag #TSAhaiku. Also if you want to point people to the Liberty Conspiracy website, I have a shortened URL to this page so they can view all the haiku.  Here's the link: ➡.ws/LC10

"Rubber golves touching my flesh

Sweet violations

of my fourth amendment rights"

"Airport Porno-scans:

T.S.A. zombies

Upload them to BitTorrent"

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10

#TSAhaiku

"Iron hands in latex gloves

feeling up your junk

on your way to Grandma's house"

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10

#TSAhaiku #wewontfly #optout

here's one from darrylbendroid on twitter

Don't want to be scanned? /

Ok, then you can opt out. /

Now I'll touch your groin.

"Poison radiating through/

delicate soft tissue/

causing cancerous lesions"

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10 #TSAhaiku #wewontfly

In a banana hammock/

The TSA says/

That's the only way to fly

Opt out of airport x-rays?

In a perfect world

you'd get a happy ending.

#haiku4freedom

Congressional ethics team/
impotently probes/
Charlie Rangel's choices

#haiku #corruption

Why does our fed government

like to strip us of

rights, property and clothing?

this is from SouthernPatriot on twitter:

freedom liberty/
common law and rights voided/
enter police state

Wesley Snipes goes to prison/

for saving his cash/

from federal vampires

http://➡.ws/LC23

How much does your airport cost?/

I'll run it better/

safe and cheap. Love, the Market

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC10 #TSAhaiku #wewontfly

As I prepare for my airport protest I wrote this haiku

Disposable underwear/
The next time I fly/
This is what I'll wear... SOILED!

Here is a little news story related to my poetry recital at the Salt Lake City International Airport this morning:

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC12

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50744546-76/airport-security-tsa-lake.html.csp?page=1 this is an article in the Salt Lake Tribune which appeared on Nov. 24.  Got pounded in the comments, as I didn't have time to be actively engaged in the 12 pages of discussion that ensued.

Julian Assange/

"Loose lips sink dictatorships"/

Those ships should not float

@wikileaks #haiku4freedom #wikileaks #haiku

Do you think it's wrong/

When the state kills innocents?/

Bradley Manning does

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC14

#haiku4freedom #wikileaks @mikegogulski

Rod Blagojevich/

Sold Obama's Senate Seat/

Showed his corruption

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC15 #haiku4freedom @historytoday #corruption

Panties in a bunch?/

Hillary Clinton's sure are!/

Thank you Julian!

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC16 #haiku4freedom #corruption #wikileaks

United Nations:

"Happy Human Rights Day, slave!"

Now get back to work.

http://xn--hgi.ws/LC17 #haiku4freedom #debtslave #UN

I'm fasting today/

In honor of Liu Xiaobo/

10 more years in jail

TSA Checkpoint/

homo-erotic toucing/

paid for with taxes

http://➡.ws/LC26

former congressman

Larry Craig ejoys being

screened by TSA

@wewontfly #haiku http://➡.ws/LC27

Colonel Kaddaffi/

His banks get U. S. Dollars/

While his troops are bombed

http://➡.ws/LC28

#haiku @antiwar2 #antiwar #micropoetry

Egypt's uprising/

Brings a military coup/

We want to be free!

#haiku #freedom #micropoetry http://➡.ws/LC30

Middle east revolts/

Syrian protesters die/

when the tanks roll in

#haikurevolution #haiku #Syria http://➡.ws/LC31

Robert Mugabe:

Mike Campbell has bought the farm/

Mount Carmel is yours

#haikurevolution #opression #zimbabwe http://➡.ws/LC32

Bin Laden is dead/

What did you learn from this man?/

Was he all evil?

http://➡.ws/LC33

#haiku #micropoetry #antiwar 

They chant U.S.A./

those that celebrate a death/

remember Kent State?

#Haiku #antiwar http://➡.ws/LC34

Barack Obama/

Extra-judicial killing/

We call that "War Crimes"

#antiwar #OBL #haiku #justice http://➡.ws/LC37

Jesus Christ is the/

Gold Standard for human life/

The Messiah is here

#rapture #haiku #agoism #liveit http://xn--hgi.ws/LC39

FBI liars/

Confined Geronimo Pratt/

27 years

#RIP #History #haiku

Phan Thị Kim Phúc lives/

Burned in a napalm attack/

helps kids from war zones

#antiwar #haiku #B+

Monopoly cop/

released from prison today's/

Oscar Grant's killer

@copblock

In 1840/

Britain ended slavery/

No war was needed

#haiku #freedom #antiwar http://➡.ws/LC40

Jesse Owens shows/
All men are created equal/
to NAZI scumbags

#history #haiku @historyday http://➡.ws/LC41

"Feeling overdraught,"

Said Nixon to investors

"Closing gold window."

Troy Davis died by/
execution style murder/
Let us not mince words

#haiku #troydavis #govtfail http://➡.ws/LC43

hypocrisy found/
Saudi Embassy plot sounds/
claxons of anger

#antiwar http://xn--hgi.ws/LC44

This is in references Gard's excellent turn of phrase "klaxons of anger" found in his most recent podcast about the hypocrisy of the agents of the United States Government when it's okay for them to assasinate citizens of the United States, but state that its not okay for Iran to assasinate foreign "dignitaries."

You can find the podcast either on the front page of libertyconspiracy.com or through the streaming player here: http://libertyconspiracy.podomatic.com/player/web/2011-10-13T10_22_30-07...

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