The Government Minister, The Snow & My Friend Shovel

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Sophia
Number 741
Conspirator for: 13 years 26 weeks
Posted on: December 10, 2010 - 10:28am

I have to tell this story which happened last week.

I was due to attend a meeting with a government minister last Friday but last Friday there was heavy snow across Britain particularly in Surrey where I live.

Now this particular government minister also happens to be a member of parliament for the neighbouring constituency to where I live & where this meeting was due to be held. This guy didn’t have far to travel but cancelled a couple of hours before because he claimed he was snowed in.

Now my friend Shovel lives north of London near to St Albans & coming down here is always at least an hour & a half trek when it ain’t snowing. Whilst Chris Grayling MP claimed he couldn’t get out of his driveway, my friend Shovel managed to get here from St Albans.


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Weedwacker
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Conspirator for: 13 years 21 weeks
Posted on: December 10, 2010 - 7:39pm #1

When I was a kid in Michigan we were at church and my dad sees the local superintendant of public schools in the pew ahead of us.  He taps him on the shoulder and asks him how the heck he decides when there is, or isn't enough snow to cancel school for the day.  He said if he can make it to the mailbox to get his newspaper in the morning, we have school.  As a result, generally only if the drifts were up to my eyeballs, did we get to stay home and initiate violent neighborhood snowball wars and drink cupfulls of melted marshmallows with a little hot chocholate at the bottom.  

Now I am observing that a slide in all societal policy has occurred to where a couple snowflakes fall and the whole of the earth is condemned to go on lockdown!  

I think part of this comes from the impending threat of lawsuit against anyone who should maintain plans that bring people out on the roads.  The courts have become a vehicle of collectivist redistribution that seeks to compensate handsomely any victim of personal tragedy at the expense of whatever well-insured deep pocketed party happens to have any connection whatsoever with the event.  It's like the whole of society itself is considered to be one giant insurance company from which expenses can be draw at the discretion of the court. Establishing some thread of responsibility is a mere formality.

I myself consider it a challenge to see just how large of a snowdrift I can crash through and I'll look for any excuse to go out in the blizzards!  But that's just me.

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