Feds to Push Mandatory "Online ID"

What a surprise. And so constitutional. The power to do it is right there, in Article...

Uh.

Well, anyway, enjoy the internet. And remember, the GUBMENT can always make something better than the competitive marketplace trying to fulfill customer desires. Yeah, that's it...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20027837-501465.html

Oh, and it will be "easier", too! And we're all SURE that privacy groups will love it...

Incredible.