Tinfoil Hats Help You Tune-in to Gov't Wavelengths
For some reason I have often been labeled as a conspiracy theorist. Although I perpetuate obviously false theories for fun, I generally don't think that the bilderbergers, or the owl society are out to get me, yet. Whenever I talk about delegates to the Repugnican party convention though, someone inevitably tells me to break out the tinfoil hat. Now I can those people that if I want to hear the government's encrypted radio transmission, I'll do just that!