Santa Is A Pedo & Sprouts Make you Fart

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Conspirator for: 15 years 45 weeks
Posted on: December 4, 2009 - 11:21am

I don't get it, I really just don't get, I don't that parents a hysterically paranoid that any strange looking bloke could be a paedophile & yet tell their kids that some white bearded man in a red suit climbs down the chimney early Xmas day & leaves presents for them. Geez there's a pedo's charter if there ever was one; all some pedo has to do is grow a white beard, put on a Santa suit turn up in little Tommy's room early Xmas day & tell little Tommy that his present is to be butt fucked rigid.

I don't get it, I really just don't get, I don't get why it is that as nobody likes Brussels sprouts, yet come Xmas day people are scoffing the motherfuckers down their gullets. Motherfuckers is the right description for Brussels sprouts, if somebody put a gun to my head & said eat a bowl of sprouts or a bullet in the head, I'd say pull the fucking trigger & be done with it; they taste like shit & make you fart & yet everybody eats them because its traditional. Geez the British & their fucking hang up about fucking tradition; it use to be tradition to burn witches at the stakes, being as there are still statutes on the books to do so & what with tradition & all shouldn't we still be doing so.

I don't get it, I really just don't get, I don't get this whole 'the joy is in the giving' bullshit, what if you give & give & give & nobody is prepared make an effort in return, then it ain't the joy of giving, it's the misery of been taken advantaged of.  I'm sure plenty of people make a special effort to give come Xmas time, to those who they associate with & the think care about them, but then none of those people seem willing to make any effort in return & eventually such an annual situation can lead an individual to feel that they're in fact being mugged every Xmas time. Seems to me that the whole 'the joy is the giving is utter bullshit, which is just a charter for people to continuously take advantage of people.

I don't get it, I really just don't get, I don't get the whole Xmas time is the family time, yeah go tell that to the 11 year old children who's family put them into care at Xmas time because they're a bunch of heartless dysfunctional cunts who were embarrassed by that 11 year old being a cripple. Yep you cunts who sell this 'idealistic family Xmas' go sell it to the kid who's family off loaded them on state at Xmas time because the family didn't want a spastic kid around when celebrating Xmas. I also personally know who's families won't have their offspring around at Xmas because their offspring don't espouse the 'middle class' ethos the family have bought into, so don't be telling Xmas time is family time because its just utter bullshit which the marketing men use to push upon people.

I don't get it, I really just don't get, I don't get that if people know that the fantasy of Xmas that the marketing men propagate is a fantasy, then why is it you try & point out the actually reality people can be completely reactionary towards you. People want to live in some fucking fantasy rather then deal with reality & so things stay fucked up because people aren't prepared to deal with the reality of the situation.

I just don't get the bullshit of Xmas.