non-fiction article on the onion?

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Takeshi Kovacs
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Posted on: July 3, 2010 - 6:14pm

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-...

"I already belong to a health club, a church, and the Kiwanis Club," Tammy Golden of Los Angeles wrote. "I'm a member of the Von's Grocery Super Savers, which gets me a discount on certain groceries. These are all well-managed organizations with real benefits. None of them send me a confusing bill once a year and make me work it out myself, then throw me in jail if I get it wrong."

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